Kinda Stiff Around These Parts.....

What kind of picture did you really think I was gonna put up?  Naughty, cheeky monkeys.  Unlike all those other "rods" out there that seem to be popping up in this half-horse town -  blue, orange and white - my rod is colour-blind. 

Boys and Grrls, if you are gonna riff on the blog, the Black Rod, then perhaps a little originality and in some cases writing talent could be an asset to your endeavours?  Being the asshole that I can be I could not resist doing this.....will I add to it over time?  Will my Stiff Rod be up to the mighty task of amusing the masses?

Stay tuned.  This could be really fun.  I have a warped sense of fun.  It helps to keep me reasonably sane in a quite insane world.